38. “Let’s recreate The human Centipede and you can stitch orally back at my butthole. PS: the I consume was mozzarella sticks, Doritos and you can di*k.”
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forty five. “I’m simply a lady, updates facing a son, inquiring your in the event that he’ll consume with the rest of one pizza pie.”
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51. “Really the only need I want a date is so that if I’m vocal Fergalicious and it’s really at the region where she states, ‘We getting right up at the gym just workin back at my fitness, they are my personal witness,’ I can indicate him and he will perform the little, ‘wooOOH’ area since at this time I want to would each other parts on my own and it is tiring since after the latest wooOOH part I must return back to rapping and changeover is more complicated than do you believe.”
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56. “I simply need to make-out, cuddle within the loose attire as you’re watching films and i also dunno, maybe put my personal hand down the trousers… It’s any sort of…”
58. “On the first date , I can carve our initials into the a tree. Simple fact is that very personal way of suggesting We have a knife.”
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